Real Job Title (M) Tee

Your actual job title is boring. This one tells the truth. A circular badge design paired with a cute character avatar and the job title you actually earned, printed front and center.

Nobody puts "professional patience tester" on a resume, but everyone in a call center knows the feeling. This design takes the job title your HR department never gave you and puts it on a shirt instead. A circular badge with a laid back male avatar sits on the front, paired with a title that says what the work is really like.

Whether you are counting down to shift end, translating a customer's frustration into something your manager can read, or just trying to survive another escalation, there is a title here that fits. Wear it to work if your dress code allows it, or save it for after hours when you finally get to be yourself again.

Made in the Philippines, for the people who make the graveyard shift look easy.

Available titles:
Director of Graveyard Operations
Chief Customer Meltdown Officer
Senior Customer Rage Coordinator
Head of Unreasonable Customer Expectations
Professional Angry American Translator
Chief Escalation Avoidance Officer

Specs:
100% premium cotton, 240gsm
Regular unisex fit, true to size
Sizes S to 2XL
Pre shrunk
Front badge print
Machine washable, cold, inside out

Made in the Philippines.