Pays My Bills Tee

Say the quiet part out loud. Soft premium cotton, a clean fit, and the honest answer to what's actually funding your lifestyle.

Everyone asks what you do for a living. This shirt answers what actually keeps the lights on. Printed low near the left hem in bold block type, it's the confession you make at happy hour, on your body, so you don't have to explain it out loud again.

Cut in a regular, true to size fit, this is the shirt for after work drinks, Sunday scaries, and every group chat that starts with "guess what happened at the office today." Pre shrunk and built to hold its shape wash after wash, because the job might change but the shirt shouldn't have to.

Pick the line that hits closest to home:

• Questionable Life Choices Pays My Bills
• Pretending I'm Fine Pays My Bills
• Angry Customers Pays My Bills
• Spreadsheets Pays My Bills
• Pixels Pays My Bills
• 100% premium cotton, 240gsm
• Regular unisex fit, true to size
• Sizes S to 2XL
• Pre shrunk
• Lower left hem print
• Machine washable, cold, inside out

Made in the Philippines