Real Job Title Tee

The job title HR never gave you but everyone in the office already knows is true. Soft premium cotton, a clean fit, and a badge that finally tells the truth.

Your contract says one thing. Your actual day says something else entirely. This one puts it in writing, printed as a proper badge, dashed border and all, like it came stamped straight from HR.

Made for anyone who has taken a graveyard shift call, translated an irate customer's complaint into something a supervisor can read, or said "thank you for your patience" through gritted teeth more times than they can count. Cut in a regular, true to size fit, this is the shirt for the commute home after a shift that tested every ounce of patience you had left.

Pre shrunk and built to hold its shape wash after wash, because the job might rotate teams but the shirt stays exactly the same.

Pick the title that finally matches your job description:

• Director of Graveyard Operations
• Chief "Thank You For Your Patience" Officer
• Head of Unreasonable Customer Expectations
• Professional Angry American Translator
• Head of Apology and Damage Control
• Chief Emotional Support Agent
• 100% premium cotton, 240gsm
• Regular unisex fit, true to size
• Sizes S to 2XL
• Pre shrunk
• Front badge print
• Machine washable, cold, inside out

Made in the Philippines